I feel like this:

I feel like this. Okay-- not really but I kind of looked like it. Minus the old-timey clothes and that scarf on my head and a dress Lord help us. I've been pullin up weeds this morning and throwin the dirt around. Found a bunch of ants under a brick thing and wrote down a list of stuff that I need to buy for the yard. I'm in great mind to do some landscaping to this backyard and the front. Gonna hedge the bushes, plant some tomatoes, lay some mulch. Like I told you, every time I come home my accent comes out in speech and in typing. I hope you can interpret well. Well I'm itchy and expecting a sunburn to show here shortly.

P.S. Madea's Big Happy Family come out tonight!