Despite what you have been told, Hell is not made of fire and brimstone. It is not a burning furnace it is in fact freezing and full of ice crystals that blind your eyes. Hell is composed of SNOW.
I hate snow. I detest snow and it has arrived in Utah. I pulled out my winter clothes just in time. That way they are already out and I don't have to search for them. The boots will be worn tomorrow so I won't fall on my face. But I want you to know, that every winter I talk about how much I hate the snow, so deal with it. When I first came to Utah I was like oh, okay, snow. This is nice. Now, when I see or feel one particle of it I cringe. It just makes walking to school so much worse. Partially because, I fall and slip and slide. My boots do help me out though. At least I'm not at BYU-Idaho. I'd be dying right now.
Speaking of other BYU's. This guy came around selling "Starving Student Cards" and said he just came from BYU-Hawaii. I do not buy things from people so when he came in, the first thing I could do was laugh. And I know it was rude, but I was thinking, I'm about to shut you down so you might as well leave now. I don't buy newspapers or mistletoe, or cookies from women who wear shoes that look like they have springs in them. I don't donate my pennies to a fund for someone to buy a plane ticket... I keep my own money because I'm the one that needs it!
So poor boy, we don't mini-golf in the snow. And we don't eat out that often because we don't have money in the first place.
I need to read my book for Ecology before I run out of time. I've got a lot to read before November 22nd! Got to go!
Jessica
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2 comments:
hahahahahahaha. jessica. i read this when i was sitting in a crowded hall at school. I laughed out loud. like literally out loud. I felt like a freak. but this was seriously so funny.
hahaha that is what the blog post was for! Seriously, that boy. hahah I was about to say, we are busy here. Okay?
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