Venting

1. Rarely do I trust any guys and I am skeptical of them at first.
2. If I drop hints that I might like you, can you please pick up on them so I don't have to be the one that tries all the time? You make me look like I'm desperate or totally in love with you-- which will make me not talk to you anymore.
3. When you act awkward or don't talk to me like you do other girls, it makes me think either ONE: you like me and don't know how to act around me or TWO: You are just a weird guy. Please let me know which category you fall under.
4. If I drop you off of the face of the planet, just know that it was because you weren't good for me and I had to get rid of you somehow. You can still be a great person.
5. Can someone please tell me where all the MEN are?